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Posted on 24th Apr at 10:54 AM, with 292 notes

blazeberg:

U ever see a pic on fb that ruins your whole day

Posted on 24th Apr at 10:53 AM, with 65,615 notes

bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

Posted on 24th Apr at 10:53 AM, with 218,995 notes

jacobshutup:

im jealous of people who can have fun colored hair and look good

Posted on 24th Apr at 10:53 AM, with 39,218 notes

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

Posted on 24th Apr at 10:53 AM, with 355,310 notes

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

Posted on 24th Apr at 10:53 AM, with 233,985 notes

onceuponabopper:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

wittywallflower:

Writing is weird.

One minute you are telling a story.

The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.

or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato

Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.

Posted on 24th Apr at 10:52 AM, with 11,207 notes
fishingboatproceeds:


Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link]. 

1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin. 
2. Do I really look like that illustration?
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fishingboatproceeds:

Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link]. 

1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin

2. Do I really look like that illustration?

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